Tuesday, September 17, 2013

GRADY BRYANT EXPOSED!



Scotty Theory #651: Pick any fan out of any grandstand, talk with them for five minutes, and you'll get an interesting story. This random individual - a military veteran, judging by his livery - should do the trick. As it turns out, this particular specimen has one incredibly rich and beautiful story. More than one, actually. In fact, more than a thousand. You better bring a lunch. And maybe a sleeping bag. 

American motorsport was a much more colorful animal when A/FXers roamed the Earth: Detroit doorslammers, rearranged with surrealist glee, fueled with nitro (at least), funded with 9 to 5 paycheck leftovers, whipped down cowpath dragstrips and valued in sweat equity. Drivers traded obscene insults and gestures at the starting line, then helped each other repair damage in the pits over a beer (then sometimes visited fist city anyway, after a few more beers). AA/Fuel Dragsters wore the "Kings of the Quarter Mile" crown, but fans raised on Stock and Gas class racing gave Factory Experimentals the royal treatment. F/X was class structure evolution, gone completely haywire. A little too "out there" for conservative NHRA sensibilities, the FXers were mostly relegated to the Match Race trail, which earned a driver/owner/mechanic a lot more money than NHRA's trophies were worth, anyway. Of course, "a lot" is a relative amount.

Our case study is one Grady Bryant - Born and raised in New Mexico, brought up in the Stock classes, then set free on America's highways with a tired pickup towing a tired A/FX Nova strapped to a tired open trailer, and headed for the next race, wherever it may be. Just like every other racer out there.

The Winston-era Grady Bryant (way-post F/X), cozy'd-up on a dense air day.

Grady and I crossed paths online. We've never met, but we each seem to sense a kindred spirit in the other. Though no longer racing, Grady keeps up a whirlwind schedule. When I requested an interview for this blog, the 73-year-old responded with a link to his website and granted me permission to use what I want from it. Grady is strictly an action figure, with no time for conversation regarding decades-old events. So the following bits are merely my personal favorite elements of Grady's story. For more detail, go to www.gradybryant.net. Strap in tight. Here we go...

Even though "Carlsbad, New Mexico was a long way from any drag strips", Grady and partner Dickie Harrell "decided to go racing, in style" in 1961, with two new Chevy Impalas: "His was the 409 and mine was a High Performance 348. That way, we could race Super Stock and A/Stock. We had to tow a long ways to all the races and decided to use a chain. That way, we could drive faster and go further. Dick was always the front, and I was always the back, or 'Brake Man'. It was hairy, but it worked for several thousands of miles. We traveled to Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, and a few of the southern states, and always got home in time to go to work on Monday morning. If you wanted to race, that's what you had to do."

 Dickie Harrell with his 409 trophy monger. Grady did pretty good with his Impala, too...

Fortified with confidence earned in the Stock classes, Grady and Dickie were primed for Factory Experimental when it arrived with hurricane force in 1962. But Grady took a Vietnamese vacation instead, that sidelined him until '63. Then Dickie's Detroit connections delivered him a new '63 aluminum-nose Impala loaded with a Z-11, and a '64 version was dropped off with Grady. Not the kind of thing you say 'No Thanks' to: "When the car came into the dealership, it was completely disassembled. I mean, the engine was pulled, seats pulled out, carpets removed, and all the metal was sanded so thin, it burnt the paint off. The car was so light, we had to add weight to it. This was done by plugging the holes in the frame and adding BB shot. When you did a little 'chirpy', all the shot would go to the rear, and boy would that car launch! We had to call Detroit every Monday morning and tell them who we raced, where, and what the weather was like. We didn't know it at the time, but the engineers were trying to help us all they could. I'm sure the Ford guys were getting the same help."

Our heroes next targeted 1965 as their F/X freshman season, but... "Chevrolet came out with the 396 inch 'Mystery Engine', only available in the Super Sport Chevelle. We didn't want that - imagine a drag car with a vinyl top and bucket seats! So Chevrolet sent us a Bel Air four-door with the 396. The window sticker said '327'. On the same truck was a stripped down Chevelle 300 with 327 badges, but the sticker on that window said 'High Performance 396'. We swapped the engines and were in business to race. I believe that was the only High Performance Chevelle 300 in the world. In fact, at the '65 AHRA Nationals, they wouldn't let me run. That, of course, is another story."

It didn't take these guys all day to punch the 396 to 427 inches. Controversial for all the right reasons.

"By '66, traveling from New Mexico became too much and I was asked to move to a location where I could compete with the southern Ford and Chrysler boys. Dick moved back east and raced for Nickey Chevrolet. My wife Jan and I relocated to Texas. In those days, match racing was king. We could run three times a week and never have to travel more than a few hundred miles. You wouldn't get much sleep, but you could race. That was the year of the little hugger orange Chevy II that got so much publicity."

This was a brand new car. "We Match Raced Gene Snow thirteen times that year. Also, Gas Ronda, the Platt Bros., Phil Bonner, and I don't remember who else. We had some good times back in those days..."

The next three years were spent towing across the United States, running all-out, then towing and racing some more. Repeat as necessary.




Some random imagery from Grady's long tow through drag racing's golden era. These were Grady's contemporaries, mostly photographed in Texas, where Grady made himself right at home:

These cars look 'funny'...

"After '69, I took some time off. When Dick was killed (on September 12th, 1971 at Toronto International Raceway, at age 39), it kind of took the wind out of my sails to race any more. I even went back to school and got my Law Degree. But, as all good racers do, we had to get back in it..."


How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm? Grady got down with this Alky Funny Car for a while. And he autographed this hero card, just for you!


One of the few humans to hang onto his old race car, Grady Bryant and his Nova both needed only a perfunctory clean-up to return to the public eye via some drag race reunions. Don't you wish you still had yours?

MATCH RACE MADNESS AND THE LEGEND OF BOOGER RED:

Grady never left Texas. After practicing a little law, he dabbled in the arts with a series of self published books - at least two of which detail his life on the Match Race trail: Match Race Madness and Drag Race Fever.

Haven't read it yet. But I give the cover art five stars. Published in 1996 and now out of print. Original printing funded by former sponsors Pennzoil and Chief Auto Parts.


Fearlessly candid, deadly accurate (but inexplicably fictional) account of a bucks-down Match Race team on the road. How candid? Grady reveals his red sock superstition! He confirmed it to me on the phone.

Not satisfied with mere authorship, Grady next aspired to the silver screen. He knew he'd need some celebrity muscle to squeeze his way into such a crowded business, so he drafted favors from well placed friends, sure to bring their followings with them. And so the plan was hatched to film The Legend of Booger Red in one frozen but hilarious day, to accommodate the frantic schedules of:

Grady Bryant as Booger Red.

Ron Capps as Cooter Brown (you may have seen his cameo in Snake and Mongoo$e).


Tommy Johnson Jr. as Robert Earl.


Shelley Howard as Prissy.


Tate Branch as Slim.


And Jimmy Eubanks as Old Indian.


(All photos courtesy of Grady Bryant)

I haven't seen the film yet. Grady told me to keep my expectations low, and chuckled. He said he's just satisfied to say he made a movie. Two more are written and ready to film, when he finds the time.

Grady Bryant probably won't be reading this blog today. Or tomorrow. I believe he's on his way back from Washington, DC this week, where he and his biker pals caravanned with several other clubs for a 9-11 gathering. I can only hope to be as active, if I should live to see 73 candles. Grady ended our e-mail back-and-forth with a question: "Do you think anyone will believe all of this?" I believe this: If Grady's story inspires someone out there to realize their own dreams, it was a story worth telling.

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Of course, I'm not the only kid to grow up with A/FXers staged in my head. The antics of Grady and his fellows had a huge impact on impressionable youngsters everywhere, many of whom grew up to emulate those guys (guilty). A typical example: Phil Davis grew up in Arizona, suffering prolonged exposure to southwest match racing. He boded his time with model building until reaching driving age, when Phil concocted a street driven amalgam of his favorite strip warriors, as so many of us did.

Lean and clean, Phil's Nova paid respect to Gassers and FXers, while promoting the Look Sharp/Go Fast street ethos of the day. He's dropping off a loan payment at the bank here - these projects are fueled by money and burn it up with astonishing efficiency.

Did I mention that Phil digs model cars? Gross understatement. When he moved to Nevada, Davis was befriended by fellow Silver State resident and lifelong hero Tom Daniel (yeah, THAT Tom Daniel), who gifted Phil his own vision of the Nova, tearing up a deserted Orange County International Raceway.

 Phil's old street bully exists only in his rearview mirror today, but he's obviously having some trouble letting go of his Novacation. This milder hardtop version resides in Phil's Reno garage now. (Photos courtesy of Phil Davis)
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Congratulations to Moscow Point! That's the name of our latest new SGE member and it's also all that I know about this individual. But based on your impeccable taste in blogs, Moscow (you're family now, so last names are not required), I suspect you're probably worthy of membership. I'll have the Shipping and Receiving staff get your membership credentials in the mail, toot sweet. Enjoy your custom tailored polyester SGE limited edition jacket (made from imitation Pollys), membership card (good for one free admission to any NHRA national event in the continental U.S.), SGE can opener, and business size envelope full of Gosson Bros. Racing Library decals (GBRL and its affiliates not responsible for "nearly-full" envelopes). You're welcome.
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As always, this blog is dedicated to the squirrel in all of us. Go do a burnout, right now!





Tuesday, September 10, 2013

MISSING IT...

Everybody's out there, partying like it's 1999. I should be right in the thick of the action, gettin' the hot skinny poop, clicking pix and taking notes. Instead, the cancellation of my summer event tour has condemned me to a grueling sentence in the bunker, with my nose to the keyboard. It's nice to catch up on the workload though. Progress has been steady. But every once in a while, I'll take a breather and am tortured by what's coming in over the wire...

Damion Campbell has enjoyed great success this year with his '63 Tempest road racer/street/strip monster. Damion will ride that success into this years SEMA show and the accompanying Ultimate Street Car Invitational. You better sit down for this next part: It's Chevy powered. But the SBC sits in a tube chassis and fronts a 5-speed, which is probably some redemption. Congrats, Damion! Call me when you're ready to install a Pontiac engine - I know about a dozen people who would DONATE Poncho power for that car, just to make it more... Tempestish. (Photo courtesy of Optima Batteries) http://www.optimabatteries.com/us/en/experience/power-source/catching-damion-campbell-his-1963-pontiac-lemans/



David Freiburger snapped Keith Turk towing the Hot Rod Special back to L.A. from Bonneville. For the first time in recent memory, they did NOT set any records this year, but I've been assured that a good time was had by all. (HRM photo courtesy of Keith Turk)



Hot Rod Magazine Drag Week kicked off last weekend with a bombshell: Four-time Unlimited Class Champion Larry Larson was MIA. Larsen cited the presence of Pro Mod-style carbon fiber bodies to be outside the realm of what attracted him to the Unlimited class with his steel bodied Nova. He had also suffered some last minute parts breakage. Rarely has such a direct statement been so wide open to interpretation... For the record, I say Unlimited means Unlimited. That means competitors can order up any T-shirt designs they can imagine via iphone, while negotiating rush hour freeway traffic in six second cars.

Long the epitome of free range street car performance (it went 6.95 in 2010 under conducive conditions), is Larson's Nova now just a tin dinosaur? 


Personal favorite Jeff Lutz squeezed out a head gasket on Sunday, replaced it, and drove to Indy. 


The Denny Terzich-built "Sick Seconds" Camaro lived up to its name with a 6.72 on Sunday with Tom Bailey driving holding on. (Photos courtesy of HRM)


Missing Speed Week, The Sandhills Open Road Challenge, the HAMB Drags and Drag Week has been painful enough (understatement). Being absent from the upcoming Hot Rod Hill Climb (this summer's premier event, on Saturday, the 14th) will be downright excruciating. I've been walking through the baby steps with promoter Mike "Nick" Nicholas from the onset. Maybe Mike will send some exclusive sneak peek photos for SGE viewers...

This is where I had planned to spend the morning of the 14th: Downtown Georgetown, Colorado.

Some of the pre-entries for the 2013 edition - the first running since 1953:



Some of the original contestants, who will be there this Saturday:

                               Jim Nielson will have his Deuce there.

Cal Kennedy did well last time with this Wayne-headed six cylinder '34 Chevy roadster.

Cal today, with the same Stovebolt six that he drove to glory in '53. That fender at lower right belongs to...

... that's right - old habits die hard. Cal will be spectating this year - in appropriate style.

Some random shots from '53:



                 I suspect this last image is a recent build, but just had to include it somewhere. 

Promoter Mike is approaching this event in the same manner that the last race was advertised, using his own '40 coupe:


And in the midst of juggling all of this, Mike somehow managed to build a race entry of his own:


Even if nobody shows up (Ha!), Georgetown still looks like a nice place to spend the day:

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BREAKING NEWS:

The original Mr. Goodwrench, recognized worldwide as the face of General Motors, was played by this anonymous (and now unemployed) actor. Adweek quips, "Today, 'Mr. Goodchip' might be more appropriate". Indeed.

Last week, political talk show television host Stephen Colbert acknowledged for the first time (to this reporters knowledge) his involvement in General Motors' 1974 - 2011 Mr. Goodwrench promotional campaign. Reports of GM's "beyond generous" contributions to Colbert's 2011 Super PAK campaign by rival television journalist Bill O'Reilly have yet to be confirmed. Colbert (who's sister Elizabeth Colbert Busch held a South Carolina congressional seat until being inexplicably ousted by Mark Sanford while he indulged in an extramarital affair in Argentina) has been an alleged Corvette and Camaro owner since the $800,000 left over from the Super PAK was ostensibly donated to charity. As of press time, none of the above parties have returned SGE calls requesting a statement on the matter. 

L-R: Colbert, Colbert-Busch, Argentinian tourism promoter Sanford. 

The State House in Columbia, South Carolina (a city obviously named for its South American ties). Home of the Gamecocks, now more than ever.


                      Bill O'Reilly: Unfocused finger pointer, or orally fixated whistle blower?




Exactly what did Mr. Colbert learn from Mr. Goodwrench, and when did he learn it? Bill O'Reilly and Jack Roush want answers. Stay tuned for more on this developing story.

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THE WEEK IN INK:

                                                              Ms. Low Profile Herself

A special Hello to new SGE follower Holly Felsen Welch! Welcome aboard, maam. Keep an eye on your mailbox for your SGE membership kit, complete with certificate of authenticity, personalized club jacket, and a nifty illuminated key fob that doubles as a spark plug gapper! There's a special surprise in the right front pocket of your club jacket - or "colors", as the kids say today...

Holly is actually no stranger to SGE. There's a nice interview with her on here somewhere. I was friends with her dad for the last few years of his life, then Holly stumbled into my path and we've been friends since. Holly just finished reprinting all of her dad's iconic teenage hot rodder books. Kiwis Fingerz and Andi Mullan (who are helping me publish my first independent book) will be selling Holly's books and mine at their Track Race store in New Zealand. We're organizing a Kiwi book signing tour for next spring, which we're all stoked about. The details are all mapped out, except for financing the trip. Anyone interested in attaining heroship for patronizing the hot rod arts is welcome to contact Holly and/or myself. No collect calls, please.

These titles are available individually, or as a boxed set. Check 'em out on Amazon.com.


You didn't know that Henry wrote more than just car books? These examples are merely the tip of the iceberg. Holly is working on reprinting these little known gems, as you read this.

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UPDATE:

Perhaps the most controversial Model A rear crossmember ever constructed in southern Oregon last week, my deviously radical design has sparked a vicious firestorm that - well actually, no one has seen it yet but Dr. Lockjaw and I, and we're both okay with it. One more baby step toward the 2014 Hot Rod Hill Climb.

Rear crossmember will kick up a bit. The main tube (1 5/8" .138" wall), MIG'd in and ready for finishing.

The final TIG welds would clean up easy, but I'll probably keep 'em natural, for strength sake. Should be nice. Stay tuned to see where this crossmember is headed...


With excellent music on the stereo (as always), we were rolling and couldn't stop. Doc cleaned up the welds on the spreader bar...


... while I tore the '37 Ford front suspension down to the bare axle. We had to heat one end to get a stubborn kingpin out. The spindles were tossed to make way for space age late model (1940) juice brake-compatible units. A pretty productive four hour day (for us). And Mrs. Lockjaw even served us a swell lunch! Sweet...

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   Just like Mr. Goodwrench, this automotive spokesperson now lingers in obscurity.