Tuesday, August 4, 2015

OLD AND IN THE WAY

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We're back! Unfortunately, I left my blogging passion in my other pants, so this is what you're getting this week. My apologies.

While I'm no spring chicken anymore, I still feel as wobbly on my feet as I did back when my mom took this photo. I was three days old here, and thought I knew it all...


This more recent photo of me (taken as I exited the parts store yesterday) illustrates my condition after barely making the latest CarTech book deadline. Thankfully, the young man assisting me to the car also helped me find my keys. Not to brag, but I'm getting pretty damn quick with the walker. (Photo courtesy of Someone I Don't Remember)

Okay, old is relative. I'm feeling it, but am not going it alone. This old blog has also been limping along in a state of neglect for the last three weeks, as I struggled with the latest book deadline. Deadlines almost always reveal themselves to be more challenging than expected, but you'd think I'd get better at them with practice. Instead, each one just kicks me a little harder. So it is that this week's entry consists of unabashed fluff. But there is a thought provoking underlying message: What will become of us when we're no longer productive? When we're put out to pasture, will we just rust away in solitude, or is there some chance we'll be rescued by a hero with a hard-on for history?





























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UPDATE

Been biting my lip for months on this. Now I can finally tell you that our northern Oregon correspondent Marty Strode has begun construction of yet another contender for his Racing Roadsters group. This one is special, as it will run a hotted-up inline 6-cylinder to compete against the field of (mostly street legal) flathead V-8's that race on dirt at various venues around the Pacific Northwest. Marty is not building this car for himself. This one - a tribute to the fabled Spalding Bros. Special - is for a customer with a credible racing history, and inline sixes, in particular. Yep, Too Tall (Pat) Ganahl is hitting the dirt in a Martymobile.

The original Spalding Special (with the conspicuous flip-up cowl) , as photographed for a June 1950 Hot Rod magazine feature. Brothers Tom and Bill Spalding were already dry lakes legends when they whipped up this track roadster in 1949 (a three week build). It did well against the V-8's, but by the time they got it dialed-in, track roadsters were on their way out of fashion. Bill ground cams until leaving rodding in 1955. Tom developed the first distributor to live at 8,000+ RPM. You may have heard of his Spalding Flame Thrower ignitions. (Photo courtesy of Hot Rod Magazine)


In some parallel world, Pat Swanson built this Spalding Bros. tribute, circa 2006. It is unknown whether it has turned a tire in anger. (Photo courtesy of Pat Swanson) 



Strode's initial mock-up of the Too Tall T bodes favorably for a future of flinging dirt clods at unsuspecting Fords. Ganahl knows how to build the power. He also owns and restored the Ike Iacono Jimmy Six dragster, and has used straight sixes in a few street cars, as well. Like the Spalding Bros. job, the roadster will run a Chevy block with Wayne 12-port head, and triple carbs. Torsion bar suspension and a Pat Warren quickchange will lend a legit vibe. Marty vows, "It will resemble the original as close as possible. I'm still juggling the engine location and wheelbase. This should be a fun project, and will keep me busy this winter." (Photos courtesy of Marty Strode)

Just for grins, another look at the Spalding Bros. Special, under construction on their California car port in 1949. (Photo courtesy of Hot Rod Magazine)

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This week on CHASING THE O'BRIENS: SEASON FINALE!!!

It's been 53 days since the O'Briens of Los Angeles sold their house, loaded up their custom '59 Chevy Parkwood wagon, and lit out on an improvised tour of 25 of the United States. In that time, we've been through so much with them that they've virtually become members of our own families. We've welcomed their roller coaster ride into our homes for weeks now, and they seem part of the furniture. Alas, even a double fistful of E-tickets can't last forever. So it is that we wave a final goodbye to dad Shawn, mom Kenna, son Cormac, and daughter Birdy. The Simpsons got nothing on this bunch. But the O'Briens just seem so much more... life-like. It's been a helluva run.



The OB's have put on a few miles since we left them two weeks ago in Mississippi. They went northwest from there, to hit the Kustom Kemps of America Leadsled Spectacular in Salina, Kansas.

When in Kansas... Walmart is the place for new tires! Not quite Disneyland, but close enough.


Just ask Dorothy - Kansas has weather. No damage to the lucky Parkwood though.


One of Kansas' finer points: A road leading to Texas. I can say that because I used to live in Kansas.


Because they couldn't find a sign lettered, "Welcome BACK to Texas". The O'Briens were just there a few weeks ago.


Kenna celebrated Texas by having her 35th birthday party there (or so she claims. This sure looks like Salina).


New Mexico! 


Shawn tests the waters at The Blue Hole, in Santa Rosa, New Mexico. White spheres are apparently in keeping with the whole Area 51 thing.


Back in Arizona, for a previously missed photo op at the Jack Rabbit Trading Post. I believe this is where Lori and Brian Law get their groceries. Well worth the drive.


Finally, back in California, just in time for a forest fire sunset.


A hundred miles from home, and the big reunion with dog Mohawk, freshly escaped from the dog-sitter. 


Kenna takes the final shot, as Shawn wheels the wagon into the driveway. Just how final is this image? Find out next week, in our gala Chasing the O'Briens retrospective, complete with special guest stars to be announced! Guaranteed Blogoboffo! (Photos courtesy of Shawn O'Brien)

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SQUIRREL AND TOOLBOX

Yeah, me again. Just wanted to see how I look in pearls. Now I know.


Graphic proof that toolboxes are absolutely worth risking life and limb for. 



GRIN

Old and in the way, that's what I heard them say
They used to heed the words he said, but that was yesterday
Gold will turn to gray, and youth will fade away
They'll never care about you, call you old and in the way

Once I heard tell, he was happy
Had his share of friends and good times
Now those friends have all passed on
He don't have a place called home
Looking back to a better day, feeling old and in the way

When just a boy, he left his home
Thought he'd have the world on a string
Now the years have come and gone
Through the streets he walks alone
Like the old dog gone astray, he's just old and in the way

- David Grisman




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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

DETOUR!

DETOUR! Dear Scotty Gosson Exposed blog readers: My final deadline for the latest CarTech book is four days away, so no blog today. Instead, we direct you to Bangshift.com, where Brian and Chad have run the entire Jeff Jahns tribute story that the magazines all passed on. Thanks Bangshift! Again...

http://bangshift.com/bangshift1320/in-memoriam-this-incredible-retrospective-on-the-life-of-jeff-jahns-tells-the-story-of-an-incredible-hot-rodders-life-and-times/


But here's a picture of a celebrity, drawn by another celibrity.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!! LOVE AND LIGHT TO YOU ALL...

Monday, July 20, 2015

TREASURES OF THE ATLANTIC EXPOSED!

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Lest you become bored with the same old same old, we set the SGEmobile's locatometer on East, and set out to capture some fresh content for you.

There's no limit to the depths we will dig. The Atlantic was warmer than expected, so we put the top down. Nice.

We found some surprising sights down there that had us considering rolling up the windows.

After a few hours of fruitless hunting, we surfaced for a breath of fresh air and sure enough, there were more cars on land, so that's where we stayed until snagging some hot rod imagery for the blog. The first thing we noticed about East Coast cars is they tend to rust. Luckily, this victim was just a late-model hardtop, but you wouldn't want to subject your vintage tin to these elements. Gack!


SGE East Coast correspondent Motormouth Ray has been on assignment. Okay, he's been on vacation. When last we spoke, he was savoring a fine cigar at poolside on his palatial estate in the Hamptons. The pool boy was fanning him with palm leaves. That was Ray's entire itinerary for the day (though he was considering a possible ice cream treat for that evening). Meanwhile, I took a minute from my latest book project and sniffed out a couple of East Coast gems to share with you. Admittedly, I'm no Motormouth Ray, but I'm all you have this week.


Just in case you haven't seen it everywhere else on the 'net, here's a peek at a killer barn find by a rodder known only as "Chris", from "somewhere in New York". You can't blame Chris for the paranoia. We'd be nervous too. Pants-peeing giddy, but wary.

Chris is mum on the details, but the photos tell the tale vividly. The ex-drag late-Model A obviously has a sordid East Coast past. Note vintage tin spy rolling past Chris' place in background (in green Chevrolet). These guys are incorrigible.

 As found, the A-bone carried this crossram 327 with minimal cooling system and maximum fuel system. The engine alone is a rolling history lesson.

Just be conscious of keeping your toes off the Vertex sparkler. For safety's sake, interior is well ventilated (that's a non-serious joke).

Pretty swanky digs. Can you identify these door panels and arm rests?

Office is well stocked with safety equipment. Slot in floor appears to be for clutch pedal that was removed at some point. Plastic patio chair is well braced. Etcetera.

Parting shot. Note late-model muscle in background. Chris might want to consider enrolling both of these cars in the Witness Protection Program. BREAKING: Chris has connected with the son of the original owner-builder, and is taking inventory of many previously missing parts. Updates as they develop. (Photos courtesy of "Chris")

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Just a few miles south of Chris' place, we happened on the world premier of Craig Clements' "Headhunter" show rod, in Tampa, Florida.

The Headhunter is so purple, it throws its purple reflection on the course concrete driveway. Could that chair in the garage be a match for Chris' missing Model A unit? For you large scale builders, the house is a '54.


Clements conjured this roller from a "heavily modified" 1990 S-10 Blazer chassis (it had the 100" wheelbase he wanted). He fabbed a rear coilover setup, and adapted dune buggy rack and pinion steering. 


Craig whipped up the body in Fritz Schenck fashion, which is basically Ed Roth-style, with just a dash of Ray Farhner's "X-Ray" sprinkled in.


Craig on the home spray: "Paint booths are over rated. I told my wife the over-spray would wash off the driveway, but it's still visible, after two years of baking in the sun. That sho' 'nuff be some tough paint!"

Clements' famous last words: "Just goes to show what can be done in a small garage, your backyard, and driveway." Amen to that. Clements credits Dwight Wallace for his loyal assistance on the build.  (Photos courtesy of Craig Clements)

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This week on CHASING THE O'BRIENS: After dipping their toes in the Atlantic, America's most beloved tribe is now aimed back at the Pacific. They have obviously thrown the map out the window, so we can only try to follow along. Buckle up...

Alabama!

Alabama thrift store! Drop anchor!

Missippiis... Missesep.. the next state!

Swattin' skeeters in Misespeski... Swattin' skeeters!

Arkansas! Apparently Cormac's favorite state that starts with an "A".

Arkansas motel parking lot! The O'Briens got a room, but decided to tailgate for dinner.

Missouri! "Easier to spell than Missisiippee!" Next week: The final push to the Golden Gate.

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SQUIRREL AND TOOLBOX

This image has been decaying in the squirrel vault since 1944, so we figured it's about time to air it out. You're welcome.


Mikey Meyers found this blacksnake in his SnapOn rollaway last week. That prompted a frantic search for his snake removal tool, which resulted in precious little work getting done in his Utah shop that morning. We're just grateful that Mikey had the presence of mind to snap this photo and send it in. Thanks, Mikey! Now get back to work. (Photo courtesy of Mikey Meyers)

GRIN

Recent polls indicate a whopping 87% of SGE readers prefer Holley carburetors. So we conclude our East Coast presentation with a lesson in alternate carburetion from an alternate marque on an alternate coastline, courtesy of alternate East Coast Tech Editor Motormouth Ray (before he went on vacation).

The "Quadrajet Madness" Cutlass has a lot of thirsty cubic inches to irrigate. What's a GM stalwart to do?

First, get out in the shop and fab up a carb adapter for your factory cast aluminum dual quad intake manifold.


Then bolt up your quad quads and plumb a firehose fuel line to the junction block. Madness, indeed. How does it work? Ray promised to provide test results, then we both got busy, and forgot about the whole thing. We may never know. I'll try to remember to ask him about it. (Photos courtesy of Motormouth Ray)

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