Tuesday, April 28, 2015

IN A WORLD...

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Hot rods from then and now mix it up in the parking lot, in homage to the shifting trends of American gow. 

... shepherded by suspect political agenda maneuvering (smog credits, ECM monitoring, etc), it's pretty damn reassuring and gratifying to discover an unabashed tribute to the true lords of high performance. Indeed, gratitude was omnipresent at the grand opening of Wilsonville, Oregon's World of Speed museum on April 24th. The museum blew onto the world stage with a dramatic fanfare of bone-chilling sideways rain, as the Dave Hough family's original "Nanook" Fuel Altered "cut the ribbon" with a 90% load of nitro in the tank to kickstart the festivities, following a tortuously windy speech by the mayor of Wilsonville (a bedroom community of Portlandia). Once the paper ribbon was snapped apart by Nonook's Moon tank, the overflow crowd filed into the building to dry each other off with shop rags and untangle their hair with a comb on loan from the onsite custodian (a particularly manic individual who goes by "Mister Nick").

It's no secret that I'm no fan of the static display. Yet there I was, sporting a permagrin, chatting up dignitaries, and clicking off photos like a tourist fresh off the bus from Stick City. For me, this was a social event - a reunion with friends I normally see only at race tracks. It was nice to actually converse with them without screaming over thousands of horsepower broadcast by zoomies. And to my own surprise, I fell hard for the museum. To my prejudiced eye, cars look their best in motion, but I do appreciate the opportunity to savor their details while they're at rest. Each was beautifully presented at the museum.

Hot rod photojournalist Tony Thacker really came into his own while working the NHRA's Wally Parks Museum in Pomona. So he was the natural pick to co-govern the World of Speed with curator Ron "Tiki Warrior" Huegli. Finally allowed the budget and creative freedom to realize his most inspired and ambitious visions, Thacker transformed the former car dealership into a high performance Shangri-La over the last three years. It's an amazing accomplishment, for which Northwest hot rodders can take great pride. The museum's courteous and well-informed staff has been trained (by the infamously ruthless Thacker) to provide visitors a fun and relaxed experience. Indeed, they treated everyone like royals - even the SGE reporter! I arrived fashionably late, barged in, and began working the room. The cars may be the stars, but this day was all about the people of speed.

It was a long wait to hand over my ten bucks (no preferential media treatment on this day)...

... but my fellow co-standers and I enjoyed passing the time by viewing the gigantic video display at the box office - a portent of things to come.


Once paid up, thoroughly vetted, and hand-stamped, I was in! This Bugatti was a nice reward for the effort.

Less than a minute into my visit, I happened across (L-R) Tony Thacker, Dave Wallace Jr., and his better half, Donna Guadagni. Hilarity ensued. I snapped these photos as Twisty Ron Austin and his better half Crankypants Tami buckled my knees from behind. Real funny, guys. No photo of you two! This was the last day on the clock for Executive Director Thacker. David Schaeffer is assuming that position, so Thacker can finally move to France. You'll be sorely missed Tony(!), but we're all happy for you. 


Speaking of Twisty, he and Jim Lindsay's restoration of the Bob Duedall Comp Coupe (center) was keeping good company on the main floor. But Lindsay was nowhere to be seen, despite a booth bearing his name that hogged up prime floor space. His possible location became the day's Jimmy Hoffa-esque topic of conjecture. 


For my friend, Donna N: Barney Navarro's roadster awaits a push start from a '41 Merc coupe. It took some wrangling, but now Donna and the roadster are finally reunited (in a sense), right here in the Beaver State. 


Well, well, well. Look who wandered in out of the rain, looking suspiciously smirky. (L-R) Marty Strode and Jim Lindsay were mum on their whereabouts, offering only a cryptic, "It was worth it." Marty did confirm that work has begun on the Strode Bros' "Double Trouble" minibike. 


This crazed photobomber seemed especially enamored with Lindsay. Security immediately escorted the interloper from the property. (Photo courtesy of Marty Strode)


A fuzzy Danny Thompson brought along a half dozen of his dad's old racers as party favors. Danny and Jim Travis restored them after a nasty fire tore through the M/T Enterprises storage facility. Danny's "Challenger II" streamliner was home in California, getting the full spa treatment in preparation for this years' Bonneville Speed Week.


 Dave and Linda Hough (pronounced "Huff") took a few minutes to assist with background info for my latest book project. Bless their hearts for that, and for bringing the "Nanook" Altered to Oregon from their Las Vegas digs. Dave began running this thing in 1967. His son Rick eventually drove it for several seasons, then Rick's son Kyle took the reins and hasn't let go yet. 


Jungle Pam does Oregon! Far from her first time, Pam Hardy says she's worked about every strip in the Northwest, including Balboa in Eugene (which was news to me). Just as personable as you've heard, Ms. Jungle remains drag racing's greatest ambassador and seemed genuinely happy to be here. She even confirmed some Jungle Jim stories I'd recently heard about. Thanks Pam!


Herm Petersen ("The Northwest Terror") has also been very helpful on the new book, but we never met in person until the museum opening. Mr. Animated was uncharacteristically speechless upon learning the museum had named their board room for him. Well deserved, considering Herm's generous contributions to the place. Oh yeah, he's a great guy, too.


Finally meeting renowned photojournalist Peter Vincent and family was a major rush! Peter (at right) has influenced and inspired my work for years. His son Nathan (at left) and wife Kimberly (behind camera) instantly felt like old friends, and Peter even put me at ease, after a while (hero worship is counterproductive, but inevitable at times). Peter now owns the infamous "15 Ounce Fuel Coupe", and dropped it off at the museum for your viewing pleasure. It'll be there until Speed Week in August. (Photos courtesy of Kimberly Vincent)

Wallace (covering the event for Hot Rod Deluxe) shoots Northwest hero Dick Kalivoda in the Kalivoda & Hamlin B/Modified roadster (the trophy on the hood is Dick's first, won in this car at Pacific Raceway's grand opener on the 4th of July, 1960). Hopefully this image conveys some of the day's family reunion vibe.


While staggering through the endless labyrinth that is the World of Speed, I inadvertently found myself alone in the unattended shop area. I was just hunting down a restroom, and stumbled into paradise! 


Hallelujah! The photojournal gods gifted me an unrestored twin gas dragster! I know better than to be greedy. Just get the shot, thank the gods, and go home grateful.

Before hitting the road, I snapped some random shots for your amusement...

















The original plan was to sleep in my car, make another lap through the museum in the morning, then hit the drags at Woodburn on my way home. I got antsy instead, and headed south on I-5, riding the storm out.


I made it as far as Canyonville before fatigue, night blindness, and hydroplaning on bald tires took their toll. This was the scene I awoke to at 5:30 AM at the Canyonville rest area. I'll admit to being a bit miffed that my car wasn't invited to display at the museum, but I couldn't afford the bus ticket home, anyway. This adventure's final score: 9.5 Quote of the weekend: "It was worth it!" 
(Scotty shots)

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SQUIRREL AND TOOLBOX

When she isn't spoiling the swans who live behind her house, SGE pal Holly Felsen Welch (Henry Gregor Felsen's daughter) rescues baby squirrels from the trees in her yard. Holly found this newborn had been kicked out of the tree last week, and is now nurturing it back to health. (Photo courtesy of Holly Felsen Welch)

Indycar teams don't screw around when it comes to pit boxes. I need one of these! Shot at World of Speed. (Scotty shot)

GRIN

Programming note: Our comprehensive Techno-Blog feature scheduled for this week will run next week. Motormouth Ray fans rejoice: This post will be rated FF (for Full Frontal exposure). Proof of age required before entry. No exceptions.  (Photo courtesy of Tim Welch)

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

PUTIN ON THE BLITZ!

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Who packs the most horsepower in Russia? Prime Minister Vladimer Putin, or motorsports photojournalist Maria Panova? Maria wheels an 8-second Toyota, but Vlad is just so hot...

SGE East Coast correspondent Motormouth Ray snagged this breaking story off the news wire for your enlightenment. Because an informed public is a safe public. Also because we needed content for this week's blog.


Vlad the Imbiber, sportin' sick neon under his trick trike. His bro's in the Night Wolves follow while accompanied by their own blaring theme music. These guys have it all going on. Note: Vlad is not wearing a party hat in this photo. He just comes across that way. The boy can't help it if fun follows him around. (Photos courtesy of Getty)

Russians know how to party, and last week's 70th anniversary of the liberation of Novorossiysk during World War II was a classic example. Like parties the world over, this one got a bit "out there", culminating with a leather-clad Putin cruising the city's main drag with his "brothers" in the Night Wolves motorcycle club, then boarding a vintage warship in Novorossiysk for a free range improv speech (very possibly fueled by vodka). The assembled throng (also very possibly fueled by vodka) found Putin's words so inspiring that they saddled up their bikes for an impromptu invasion of Poland.

It was soon decided that Poland would be but one stop on an all-out road blast to Berlin (the city that invented partying). The ultimate road trip for the world's heartiest partiers. Upon receiving leaked news of the invasion, Polish Prime minister Ewa Kopacz (now known to Russians as The Ultimate Party Pooper) declared the motorized march "a provocation", and warned that should security and public order be disturbed, the bikers would be "put on notice". Pretty harsh. Tougher yet, German Interior Ministry spokesman Tobias Plate threatened the rolling funfest with this: "The responsible authorities will watch it very closely." Whoa. At press time, it is unknown whether Putin and his drunken biker pals have trashed Western Europe or have snuck back into Moscow through a secret back door under cover of darkness, with their tails between their legs. Stay tuned for updates.

This has been an Emergency Public Service Announcement from Scotty Gosson Exposed.

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Last weekend was the final event of the season at New Zealand's Meremere Dragway. SGE pal Fingerz Mullan has turned the butterfly of his Nitro Ape Austin Bantam Altered over to partner Andi Whitley, who made her first full-track pass at the gathering, and it was a doozie. From the full drift burnout to the rowdy launch to the over-effective chute deployment, Whitley experienced every Altered-class adrenaline rush available, short of dodging her own burning pistons, in 9.45 seconds at 144 MPH. She made up for the intact reciprocating assembly by performing a successful fire burnout the night before. Congrats, Andi! And welcome to the Razor's Edge Dance Club. (Photos courtesy of Fingerz)

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We recently reported on Twisty Ron Austin's makeover of Dave Sattem's '33 Willys. Twisty magically transformed the grizzled veteran race car into a pristine show winner, and we've been nerfing him ever since about going all show queen on us.


Austin and Sattem turned our insults to results last weekend at Woodburn Dragstrip in northern Oregon. Sattem's first baby steps in the reborn coupe (under Austin's supervision) were straight and true. A couple of tentative test runs (to seat the brakes and bed the ring and pinion) were predictably pedestrian fare. Twisty narrates from there: "The third pass was off-idle to 800 feet, going 8.60 at 153, and the fourth was off-idle and down to 1,100 feet: An 8.46 at 158 - straight as a pin. Can't wait to see what it'll do leaving off the converter and going to the finish line. Sorry, but no action shots, as I was preoccupied with making sure everything was alright on the car." Thanks Twisty! Congrats to you and Sattem! Just another example of what can be accomplished with some SGE Nation ju ju behind you. Neat trick, twisting a pitbull into a poodle, then back into a pitbull. (Photos courtesy of Twisty)

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This one's personal, so I'm even more biased than usual. Beloved SGE semi-regular Ana Delfosse made the local paper last week, in bittersweet fashion. The Ashland-area resident (now 83) has been diagnosed with scleroderma (a fatal autoimmune system disorder) and is in a bad way. The Patagonia, Argentina native became Formula 1 legend Juan Fangio's crewchief at an early age (see full feature elsewhere on this blog), then married German racer Curt DelFosse, who won five Formula 1 Championships with her help, before Ana struck out on her own as a factory driver for Porsche. Ana and Curt became local fixtures upon moving to Ashland, Oregon and opening a Shell station that became known for going above and beyond with helping motorists. The economy forced the closing of the station a few years after Curt's death in 1998. Medical bills have sucked up any remaining funds and Ana now faces foreclosure of her rural home. Local businesses have set up fundraiser events and a support headquarters at: Ana DelFosse Support Fund, People's Bank of Commerce, Ashland, Oregon, 97520. At this point, a word of support might be as appreciated as a monetary donation. Thanks in advance for any support of my friend. (Photo courtesy of Ashland Daily Tidings)

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Last Saturday was the 50th anniversary of Witham Truck Stop in Medford. To celebrate, they rolled prices back to 1965, to the delight of diner diners like myself. I've been a semi-regular since 1966, when the place was a street racer meeting place. John Witham (son of the owner at the time) was a particularly heavy hitter, with the baddest '55 Chevy I ever rode in. Not quite as exciting today, Witham's came back to life last weekend with overflow crowds and all hands on deck (wrapped in tie dye for the occasion).


My menu.
My bill doesn't show it, but my breakfast also included fried potatoes, eggs, and toast. Patrons were guilted into overtipping - a devious ploy that worked to perfection.

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Your weekly SGE Model A chassis update. Before... 


And after. Can you spot the differences?


We cut off the secondary tie rod boss (it's for cross-steering, which we aren't doing)...


... and we cut off the old spring perches and shock mounts, too.



We even test-fitted some brake components that we won't be using, as my brother Rocky just donated a pair of F-100 Bendix brakes for the front. Thanks, Rock!


Why it took Dr. Lockjaw and I all day at the Custom Metal shop to do a half hour's worth of work on the Model A: We first had to install the drivetrain in a customer's street/strip Willys. That wouldn't have taken long, but in the process, some pesky details popped up that needed addressing. That's how it goes sometimes, whether on a race car or a street car. On a street/strip car - double jeopardy! (Scotty shots)

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SQUIRREL AND TOOLBOX

 Who's photo bombing whom here? (Photo via Shellski)



Gary Dyer and his Craftsman rollaway on the clock at Grand Spaulding Dodge in 1965. Not only is Dyer working on his Mr. Norm's A/FXer during work hours, he's also posing for a Valvoline Oil print ad, as per for his sponsor's wishes. That's efficient time management! (Photo courtesy of Elapsed Times Magazine)

GRIN

(Photo courtesy of Elana Scherr)

NEXT WEEK: Motormouth Ray, exposed!
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