Sunday, March 25, 2012

2012 Grand National Roadster Show Exposed!

                                                             What the fuss is all about...




Now that our coverage of the 2012 GNRS has been printed in the May issue of Hot Rod Deluxe, I can finally show you what really happened there. Those who know me can attest to my disdain for car shows. While it's nice to take in the details of a car while parked, I've never understood how that can be considered an event. Cars were meant to be driven and in my opinion, are best viewed in their natural habitat - blasting down a city street or punishing a race track. End of sermon.

My younger brother Mark, on the other hand, is a major show fan and has even done hard time as a show promoter himself. He talked me into joining him at the 50th annual GNRS at San Francisco's Cow Palace several years ago and I actually enjoyed walking among the many iconic show cars I'd only read about before. Meeting some of the famous builders/owners was also a rush. The experience gave me some appreciation of the fabrication and design skills involved and exposed me to the passion required to take a concept sketch to 3-D realization, just like with a hot rod. Shortly after that trip, I became a member of some show car build teams, myself. And just last year, I began work on a book about show cars. So when I got the 2012 GNRS gig, my first move was to invite brother Mark along. The only way I could afford to pay him back.

The drive from Oregon to Los Angeles was a mind numbing affair, but for a quick stop to shoot a historical show rod for the book project. Two days after blowing town, Mark and I jangled into L.A. at sunrise, road weary and anemic, thanks to limited sleep (in the car, at some of California's edgiest truck stop parking lots) and our strict peanutbutter & jelly diet (banker's orders). The following are my photos of the adventure (Copyright Gosson Bros 2012) that SourceInterlink chose not to print. I believe you deserve to know what they've been hiding. The deeper question is, why? More will be revealed...

First stop was the Petersen Automotive Museum, where we dragged ourselves down endless hallways littered with amazing machinery. We somehow stumbled into a "Forbidden Zone" (according to Petersen security personel), triggering a Code Red status throughout the facility. There were some tense moments before we finally spotted an opening and bolted to freedom down the decrepit streets of the City of Angels. The angels we saw on those streets appeared drawn and broken, but supplied a nervous color, enhancing our tourist experience.

                                      Brother Mark, soaking up some culture in front of the Pete.
                                         In the parking garage.
            Some people! This guy took up three parking spaces, right next to ours. Jerk.
            Gosson Bros tourist snapshots at the Pete. They made us delete our shots of the Forbidden Zone.


 We waited for a thousand forevers at this parts counter before realizing it was only a display. Very funny... All we needed was a u-joint and some blue LocTite.

Nothing could be more conspicuous than a pair of small town Oregon mossbackers trying to negotiate the labyrinth of freeways to Pomona. Traffic was extremely dense, but we didn't see a single Smart Car, or even a hybrid - just regular gas suckers, most with only a driver at the wheel and no human passengers. We arrived at Pomona extra crispy and camped out in a killer parking space we scored near a port-o-potty. Sweet. This was livin'! We both felt like James Brown, once inside the gates of the L.A. County Fairgrounds. Here's a small sample of our favorites, sprinkled among the seven main buildings.





















Every available inch of asphalt on the Fairgrounds was covered with local rods and customs that cruised in for the show. Space was so tight, some had to park sideways!





                       
                        This guy had a great spot and nobody parked anywhere near him. Go figure...



I ran into an amazing number of people I knew, all of us a long way from home. One example: These are old pals from New Jersey.


This car represents some of my homies who were there working the show. They know who they are - do you?

  The NHRA Museum (next door to the show) had us over for dinner and their salute to Dean Moon. It was    a grand celebration and we were honored to crash the party...


Brother Mark saved our seats next to (personal hero) John Peters' Freight Train - that month's HRD cover car.
      Minutes later, the evening's speakers arrived and a mob scene ensued. No one complained though...
 Can you name the following rod and custom pioneers? Post your guesses in the COMMENTS box. Hint: These first two characters go by "Chico" and "Shige". I want one of these shirts SO bad...









We ate everything that wasn't nailed down (thanks to Greg and the Moon Men!), hopped into our transportation module and hightailed it back to God's country, where we jumped back into the frying pan of everyday life. Love the road, love coming home. It was a great honor to hang with these amazing people and get their insights into the evolution of the hot rod revolution. Mark and I are now more inspired than ever and full of dangerous ideas...

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Incoherentcy Alert! Training in Session...

Traditionally, Tuesday is blog day at SGE. But for the last couple of weeks, I've been roadbound and putting in 16 - 18 hour days in the office, chasing the deadline for the latest CarTech book, sketching up the next one, and cramming in features for Hot Rod Deluxe in my 'spare time'. I'm not complaining. That's just how it is sometimes.

During this latest thrash, I've twice sat down to update the blog and twice had nothing to offer. Drained. I'd love to write about what I've been writing about, but that's classified material until it's published.

What I can tell you is that I'll be covering the Viva Las Vegas Rockabilly Weekender for Hot Rod Deluxe, April 5 - 8. If you're in the neighborhood, look for the acid casualty wearing the filthy HRD T-shirt and say HI. I'm bringing a few Rat Rods books with me, in case you need one. CarTech is trying to line me up with a vendor booth, so I might even sell some, all legit-like. Will also trade for food, gasoline, or parts. If you're not familiar with the Viva Las Vegas event, Google it and you'll get the picture faster and clearer than I can explain it here. I'm looking forward to the challenge of covering the wide-ranging happenings (on foot) for four days and four really long nights. Luckily, I've been in training for this for over two weeks now. I'm using the trip as a vacation. But you know I'll be sniffing out the real story in spooky alleys, littered motel parking lots, and even stranger motel rooms - and will reveal the beautiful ugly truth to you right here, if I survive. Promise.

Hopefully, you'll have something insightful and inspiring to read on here in the next few days. I'm bound to come up with something blogworthy soon, right? Until then, here's some out takes from the Rat Rods book to pass the time. You deserve better. Unfortunately, the tank is on 'E' tonight.

As always, there were plenty of interesting cars that didn't make it to print for various reasons. Here's some random thumbnails I received that didn't work out...


I wanted some import and/or late model examples, to illustrate the 'use whatcha got' ethos to full effect. Wish these would've added up to something...

Okay, actual out takes from the book...

Hiding under a bridge in Coos Bay with Matt Springsteen's Jeep, waiting for the cops to leave.
                                                                   (Scotty Gosson photo)

Busting into a mill early on a Sunday morning for a photo op with Matt and his dad's daily driver Chevy pickup. (Scotty Gosson photo)

Earning my photojournalist merit badge, upsidedown under the dash of Jerry Fleck's '25 Dodge touring, at speed. (Scotty Gosson photo)

 Laurey (and Norton) Dixon takes me for a sideways ride down the main drag of Gold Hill, Oregon in their Studebaker roadster pickup. I'm on my knees in the bed. Wish I could've caught some tire smoke in this shot. (Scotty Gosson photo)


The closest I've ever come to being killed on the job. A millisecond after clicking this, the log truck took the bridge at full bull. I was a good 6" off the road, but he charged me anyway.
 I shot his ass, then peed in the bushes. (Scotty Gosson photos)

Chris Darland, breaking several laws at once in his '32 Chevy roadster, on the road in front of his house. He just barely nicked that fence post, but it was a goner. (Scotty Gosson photo)

Patricio Germano's shoebox, napping at San Remo Kustoms and Service in San Andres, Argentina. One of several unusual photographs found in my luggage after returning home with amnesia.
(Japo Santos photo)

             Patricio (AKA Path13) feeding his soul after hours at an undisclosed location in South America.
                                               (Photo courtesy of Patricio Germano, I think)

  Secret spy photo of Robert Killian's A-bone under construction at South East Hot Rods - Ballground, Georgia. (Steve Tucker photo)

  Sergey Sadovnik's severely cut down Red Army transporter in mid-build at the bus service shop where he works in Odessa, Ukraine. (Photo courtesy of Segey Sadovnik)

Collin Surbert's '36 3-window, warming up for its maiden voyage: Washougal,Washington to Viva Las Vegas. Made it there and back, drama-free. (Photo courtesy of Collin Surbert)

                                          Vegas-bound Collin, somewhere in the western U.S.
                                                     (Photo courtesy of Collin Surbert)

  This has to stop somewhere, so here's Kristin Martin, installing new brake lines on her '55 Stude. Just got word that after decades of nun-like existence, Kristen finally met a guy worthy of sharing herself and the Studebaker with. Congrats on the engagement, you crazy lids! We'll see the three of you out there on the road to somewhere... (Kristin Martin photo)