Monday, December 8, 2014

BREAKFAST SPECIAL

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Even if you build a thousand cars, there will be one that becomes your signature and shadows you for life. This Olds-powered '27 Ford roadster is that car for Monty Wray. He's fine with that. Yes, he's a charter NHRA member, the  founding President of the Southern Oregon Timing Association, and a lifetime member of the local Road Knights club.(Image courtesy of Monty Wray)

Blessings continue to rain down on my life. I've long considered myself the luckiest guy in town, but I'm now starting to perceive that title as understatement. I may well be the luckiest guy in the whole county. Growing up in a hot rod town like Medford, Oregon was most definitely a gift. Bumper-to-bumper cruising seven nights a week was the norm here in the Sixties. Clean and mean was the standard to aspire to, and most every car in the valley lived up to it. Way before I started driving (at 12 years old - it was a great time to be a squirrely kid), I was pestering any "older guy" in the neighborhood careless enough to leave his garage door open. One neighbor - a 20-something guy named Bill Darland - mentored me in the ways of cleaning parts and handing him tools while he wrenched on his blown smallblock '33 Willys coupe street-racer special. The unbeatable Mike Gilhausen and other local heroes took pity on my insatiable lust for speed and showed me the ropes. I knew what was behind every garage door and backyard fence, and smugly considered myself the Mrs. Kravits of local hot rodding.

As the decades rolled by, each one revealed a bit more of just how wrong I was about knowing who was who and what was what. Well into my Fifties, I finally learned that I'd grown up only three doors down the street from dragster and landspeed legend Noel Black. That was humbling (more understatement). It was my current-day neighbor - fuel altered shoe Ronnie Mankins - who hipped me to Noel Black. And a decade after that embarrassing episode transpired, Ronnie stung me again. It was just last week. I was writing a piece on a local strip that had shut down before my time, and needed a credible witness - preferably someone who had actually raced there. Ronnie promptly connected me with 81 year old Monty Wray, who has lived right between the two of us for over 30 years. Monty not only raced at the track in question, he made it happen. Doh! Red faced again. But oh so grateful.

Ronnie and I hatched a plan over breakfast to get Monty talking, then hightailed it to his place to get the scoop. As it turned out, he needed no prompting. Monty and gracious wife Carol welcomed us into their home like family. The scrapbooks came out and away we went, into the past...



Ronnie (left) and Monty at the dining room table, exchanging hot rod history in frenetic machine-gun bursts of animated chatter. Monty was stoked that we "young guys" showed such passion for the events he lived so long ago. Ronnie and I were left slackjawed by Monty's stories, illustrated with boxes of excellent photos depicting an incredible scene I had been dumbly ignorant of for a big chunk of my life. A serious warm fuzzy on a dark and chilly winter morning.



More of the same the following morning, when Monty met us for breakfast at Mrs. Q's diner - my neighborhood favorite (owned and operated by car folk). But until this day, I didn't know who these regulars were, or what they were talking about at that corner table. Doh again! They're all hot rodders and racers from the Fifties. They were happy to answer my pesky questions as best they could remember the facts, which was pretty damn well.



After our third morning of decadent hot breakfast (I usually make do with a small bowl of Bachelor Chow), we hopped into Monty's Ford Flex ("It has some zip!") and picked up Wheelers club member Brian Watson, for a drive out to the strip in question. We shared parking space with the semi-truck on the very spot where the old timing tower once dominated the barren landscape.


The golden moment. Standing right where they had raced for six exciting years, Brian (left) and Monty point out hints of the original concrete track surface, now covered with Jackson County asphalt. They remained stoic on the outside, but were both noticeably moved. So many of their old hot rod pals are now gone or going. But not much has changed out here. (Scotty shots)

As always, the project I'm working on can't be revealed until published, but this photo from Ronnie's collection illustrates the action on the old road in 1955. Thanks to Ronnie, Monty, Brian, and the rest of last week's fellow breakfast diners, I now feel a palpable connection to the mysterious track that I grew up hearing about. I can almost say I was there. I just couldn't get there on my own. (Photo courtesy of Ronnie Mankins collection)

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Dr. Lockjaw's Tetanus T, snuggled up to the old gray Stude. We've seen this scene a hundred times. But this time, the scene is Walt Skoczylas' Washington garage, instead of Doc's Custom Metal shop. What the?!

Upon taking ownership of the T, Walt realized some interior redecorating was in order, so he stripped off the tin and relocated the seat and pedals. One change often demands another: "I couldn't figure a clean way to keep the ladder bars from coming up into the interior, so I'm converting the rear suspension to a 4-link." 

A stalwart 6-cylinder racer, Walt also changed the motor mounts to this quick-change arrangement, allowing for easy swappage between V-8 and inliner power, "Depending on my mood." 

Speaking of quick-changes, Walt had grown tired of tripping over this Winters Champ unit, so decided to put it in the T, to keep it from getting underfoot. 

Mrs. Walt strikes a pose with the Tetanus II T, almost exactly duplicating what I saw when I first stepped foot in Custom Metal, 18 years ago. The T was just a bare frame that day, but it shared shop space with cars identical to these until it rolled out under its own power. Coincidence? I think not. This stuff still amazes, but no longer surprises me. (Photos courtesy of Walt Skoczylas)

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These dramatic Before-and-After shots of Motormouth Ray's GTO project tell a tale of intense dedication and focus. There may have been some bloody knuckles and precious dollars involved, as well. Now a bona fide driver, the Goat reminded Ray last week that the fun never ends: "On a danger drive to get the exhaust system hung, I heard a hellacious squeaking and thought it was an axle bearing, but they're brand new..."

"... I cut to the chase and ripped the brake assembly apart to find one of the screw-in Moroso wheel studs had broken the weld I put on it and walked toward the wheel cylinder, milling out a perfect arc." At left, an unmolested GM wheel cylinder. On the right, a GM wheel cylinder, as customized by Moroso. In foreground is what appears to be an ink pen. Ink pens inadvertently placed in the brake assembly is the number one cause of galled wheel cylinders. You can blame wheel stud manufacurers all day, but 97% of the time, such failures can be traced to human error.


SGE forensics expert Floyd Lippencotte Jr. enlarged Ray's image to reveal a wear pattern concentric to Ray's signature Pantel 2G model pen (a fine point instrument, popular at American junior colleges). Lippencotte points out the damage in this case was actually done by the pen's pocket clip, made from U.S. medical grade stainless steel. Still desperately clinging to denial, Ray declares, "If this happens again, I'm looking into new axles that use pressed-in studs." Ray's parting words: "The exhaust came out okay. More fun will be reported as it occurs." (Photos courtesy of Motormouth Ray)

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The Strode brothers, Marty and Tom, continue the Coolest Bike contest they initiated in 1952. You have to admire their tenacity. Tom scored a mighty blow this spring with completion of his "Shetland" full custom, but Marty (above) is charging back with his muscular "Stallion" performance machine. He's installing his custom made header here.

The latest from Marty: "Brother Tom came up with the rear sprocket and hand brake, and together we figured out how to mount them. I got tired of looking at the fuel tank sitting on the bench and finally got the front mount installed. Next up will be modifying the frame for chain clearance and setting up the torque converter. I'm figuring on a test ride soon." (Photos courtesy of Marty Strode)

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Every time I research online, I run into cool surprises. Last week it was renowned tech scribe Chuck Vranas' '34 5-window. Built in '41 around a '40 drivetrain, Chuck says it works fine as is, but he may consider a slight lowering of the front.

Interior shows some odd wear on the dash, but is otherwise exceptionally clean, all things considered. Why doesn't anyone run plaid seat covers anymore?

Norwell was here. At the other end of the rear bumper rides a license plate bearing the mark of the demon rodder: Plate number 666. (Photos courtesy of Chuck Vranas)

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Yet another online find was the action at Cal Automotive Creations, spotted on artist/fabricator Bob Thrash's Facebook page. This raised my heart rate to dangerous levels.

Impressed by everything seen on the Cal Automotive Creations site, I was slobberknocked by the '34 Chevy salt car they're building. This early mock-up photo shows the extent of hammer forming they're willing to do. Wooden bucks provide a rough idea of where they're headed. 

A relatively recent update on the salt coupe reveals the Chevy identity still intact, despite such radicalizations as wheel pants and ground effects. Color me blown! I'll get details for a mini-feature ASAP. Stay tuned. (Photos courtesy of Cal Automotive Creations)

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Local yokel Twisty Ron Austin always has something interesting going on in his shop. Last week it was a replacement of the toasted wheelie bars on Stanford Racing's heavy hitting dragster. Before...

... and After. Twisty's parts are always lighter, stronger and prettier than those they replace. Zoom in for details.


The Twister also whipped up this rearend housing last week for a funny car he's building in the shop: "These are completely fixture-built here, and as you can see, they get the full treatment inside, as well. This one will get mounting plates and anti-rotation brackets next. Once the decision is made on what body will be used, and the wheel size, the back brace and housing ends can be added." Besides wizardly fab skills, Twisty Ron is also a Championship winning racer, who knows what works on the track, and why. Contact Ron Austin Fabrication in Medford, Oregon. (Photos courtesy of Ron Austin Fabrication)

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At the opposite end of the fabrication skill spectrum, the SGE Model A continues to stagger forward. Remember these '40 Chevy truck shocks? They're now mounted to all four corners, but lack attachment points to the wishbones. We fixed that last Sunday, at Doc Lock's Custom Metal emporium. Almost.



For some reason, the original 1940 rubber bushings for the shock mounts showed wear. I had planned to replace the bushings with Oilite versions, but our new studded rod ends allow for solid mounting, so Doc cranked up the lathe and turned down a stick of steel round bar to fit the shock mount holes...

... drilled a 3/8" hole through them...


... sliced 'em like bologna...

... and provided us with solid steel bushings, just like back in our race days. We located them properly, tacked 'em in place...

... then Doc TIG'd like the wind! 

The bushings are so stylish with their new windblown look.  

A length of All-thread serves as a temporary link, until we hit on the perfect location for the lower rear mounts.

To mock-up the front links, we brought in esteemed hand model Floyd Lippencotte Jr. to hold the links at various positions while we figured the optimal mounting tabs. They'll have to wait until next week, as once again, we ran out of time. Worth it to tease Floyd about his manicure though. Note tuxedo sleeve.  Very professional.


Bonus: Doc's neighbor picked up this school bus seat for use in his phantom '32 Victoria phaeton, then changed his mind and donated it to the SGE project! A hasty measurement showed the frame to be a perfect fit. The seat came with the stamped aluminum "Superior Coach" backing plate, and a reinforcement panel. The art deco corner panel deems this an aisle seat. I'll have to make cushions, but already have upholstery, from yet another old '32 hot rod - Bob Furry's "Street Lethal" 9 second street roadster. (Scotty shots)

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SQUIRREL AND TOOLBOX


This looks suspiciously like a Before shot of the squirrel Motormouth Ray found under the rear of his GTO last week, while repairing damage done to his brakes by an errant ballpoint pen. (Photo courtesy of Motormouth Ray)


A rare Rex Wrench adjustable socket set. These sets came in hand crafted wooden boxes from Boston. Squirrel capacity: One very flat squirrel (such as the one found under the rear of Motormouth Ray's GTO last week, while repairing damage done to his brakes by an errant ballpoint pen). (Photographer unknown)



UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

I love my job, Part II. On Fridays, I make a little side money by delivering magazines to area businesses. This is one of the warehouses where I pick up magazines. Old cars just seem to follow me around. I'm not complaining. But I do wish I knew how these guys made enough money in the magazine biz to afford all of these cars. (Scotty cell phone shot)

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Monday, December 1, 2014

TIS THE SEASON NO MORE. The 2014 Best Hot Rod Event Awards

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Spokesperson of our generation, Floyd Lippencotte Jr., alias Bob Muravez. But everyone knows him as Nancy. (Photo courtesy of Floyd Lippencotte Jr.)

Multiple personality drag race hot shoe Floyd Lippencotte Jr. once said, "For every thing, there is a season". Or maybe someone else said it. Whoever said it was probably from California, since that's where all the famous quoters, like Lippencotte, live. The obvious irony is that you need a weather man to know what season it is in California (you also need a road map to know when one town stops and another begins). Californians are big on irony. Of course, Lippencotte was obviously referring to the hot rod event season, which, like towns, have no beginning or end in California, while strict cutoff dates are enforced in the rest of the country. Unfair, sure. But hey, what are ya gonna do?

The 2014 season was one for the books. This edition boasted the usual high drama and last second surprise endings, but most notable was the volume. Never before have we witnessed such a number of events to choose from, and each one looked like a total kick in the pants. We ranked the 2014 events so you don't have to. You're welcome. With no travel budget and no time to gamble on hitch hiking this year, we sat out the entire season. Of course, that didn't stop us from judging all entries via an innovative new points system: Each photo we received depicting an event earned one point. It's an admittedly tough system, but that's just how media exposure works. Nobody rides for free, baby.

The universally recognized start date for the hot rod season is the Winternationals at Pomona, also known as February. We can't recall who sent this shot, but it probably represents the event pretty well. One point. (Photographer unknown - we're sure they'll let us know)

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Kleet Norris had to cover the March Meet without me this year. He did just fine. For haters of the Big Show, March Meet marks the beginning of the real season. (Photo courtesy of Kleet Norris)




SGE fan fave Eily Stafford did double duty all season, wheeling her wildly popular "Strange Brew" Comp Coupe and the Crower A/Fuel dragster, starting at the March Meet. Three points. (Photos courtesy of Mark LaCiura and Ellen Fisher) 

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In its sophomore year, the initial novelty has morphed into more of a leisurely "scene" at Colorado's Hot Rod Hill Climb. But man, what a scene! I still plan to attend ASAP with the SGE Model A. But I'm secretly hoping that by the time I get there, entrants will be running all out, on dirt. I have a dream. Three points (would have been four, but I forgot to post the fourth photo). (Photos courtesy of Driving Line and Hot Rod Hill Climb)

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Still the most enticing street race event going, Hot Rod Magazine's 2014 Drag Week has been accused of being too fast (read: $$$) for its britches, yet retains its blue collar ethos, thanks to funmobiles such as the "Poison Gas" A coupe, Brad Dyer's helium-nosed Nova, and Jeffrey Lutz (son of '57 Jeff) and his twin leafblower-supercharged Monza. Voted Best Event by SGE every year since its inception. Three points. (Photos courtesy of HRM and Dragzine)

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Eagle Field has established itself as THE wildcat track to run your outlaw race car on, aptly illustrated here by the latest iteration of Rich Guasco's "Pure Hell" nitro altered...


...Adam and Justin Brennamin's 170 MPH A/FXers...

... the Blackbird (sorry, we have no info, but dig the car and photo)...
... and the premier of Pat Ganahl's 20-year restoration of Ike Iacono's Jimmy six digger. Four points. (Photos courtesy of One Pic At a Time and Kleet Norris)

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This Don Ewald shot is from a previous Bonneville Speed Week, but it perfectly captures the essence of 2014's most anticipated event...


... which became the world's most disappointing cancellation, instead. Danny Thompson (above) and the rest of history's largest field of potential 500 MPH aspirants could only take advantage of the unique photo op. Hot Rod magazine's Brandon Gillogly was assigned the unenviable task of writing a feature on the event that wasn't. Tough gig, but he handled it. Two points - pretty strong for a non-event! (Photos courtesy of Don Ewald and Holly Martin)   

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East coast watersport fans can take great pride in the success of the Race of Gentlemen, now in its third year of tearing up the Jersey shore. SGE dispatched Spike Kilmer and Peter Vincent to provide blog coverage, but have yet to hear from them, but for the above anonymous snap of Spike and his dog, sniffing out the true meaning of the event. Three wicked soggy points. (Photos courtesy of Tim Sutton for Driving Line, Marc Gewertz, and Mr. X)

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You know the end is nigh, when the California Hot Rod Reunion swings the gates open. The social event of the season can't help but become a bit heated when the nitro starts to flow, creating a best-of-both-worlds scenario. And shenanigans are abundant: That's Eily Stafford again, cackling the Cook & Bedwell digger in a motel parking lot at an obscene hour. Five tough-to-beat points! (Photos courtesy of Don Ewald, Dan Kaplan, Bob Brown, and Draghead Photos).

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The fix has been in since the match race madness of the 60's. But never have pre-arranged wins been as blatantly in-your-face as at this year's NHRA World Finals, when Don Schumacher Racing issued team orders that ultimately saw two of their (previously respected) drivers hoisting Championship trophies on camera. Ugly. Zero photos (we inserted this artist rendering, just to fill the space), zero points, zero respect.

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From the land of utes and Vegemite comes a joker in the deck: The Castlemaine Truck Show, in Victoria, Australia. It's healthy to cleanse the cultural pallet occasionally with exposure to a different breed, and this gig fits the bill. Two points. (Photos courtesy of Simon Muntz)

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While in Victoria, don't miss the Mount Tarrengower Hill Climb, near Malden! Yeah, the course is paved, but the entries are racier than the Colorado climb, and the drivers are - well, Australian - they do everything wide open, especially at the wheel. Highly recommended (based on these photos, anyway). Three points. (Photos courtesy of Simon Muntz)


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You know the U.S. season is really over when custodians start sweeping up after the SEMA show in Las Vegas. The orgy of neon spark plug wires and corporate logo'd ballpoint pens was invaded this year by ace parts counter guru Chris Kearney (the tall one in the above photograph, officer) and a band of loony southern Oregon street racers that included most of Chris Darland's Dive Bombers club. They managed to snap these three photos before being excused from the event. Three points - good for Honorable Mention Runner-Up! (Photos courtesy of Chris Kearney)

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And the winner of the SGE 2014 Best Hot Rod Event Award is... (damn, these envelopes are a pain to open)...








The Tieton Grand Prix Cycle-Cart Races, put on by an un-named group of artist types in north central Washington. It's real racing, with a heavy vintage vibe, yet is affordable and friendly (at this early stage of the game, anyway). Honda GX 200 engines, constant-variable transmissions, and 17" Moped wheels are mandatory, but the rest is up to the builder's imagination and skill set. This concept is right on time, and we're still as stoked as when we ran a feature on the event, earlier this year. Details at: http://www.drivingline.com/2014/09/cycle-kart-racing-2014-tieton-grand-prix/#. More of this, please! Coming in at SIX colossal points (just look at all those photos - look at 'em!), it's an unprecedented landslide! (Photos courtesy of Chris Shelton for Driving Line)


Congratulations, and a tip of the SGE helmet and goggles to all of the competitors who made 2014 the best year ever for genuine hot rod shits and giggles. You are heroes, one and all, and you earned this award fair and square. But the Tieton Grand Prix earned it more than the rest of you slackers.


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SQUIRREL AND TOOLBOX

Finally, something positive in the news! Or in this case, on a phone pole. But still...



Another positive sign. The crown jewel of Kiwi Kev's Proto collection is the Blue Point Supreme box at left, die cast from zinc. Ever seen one before? We haven't, either. (Photo courtesy of Kiwi Kev)




UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

Our salute to the people's superstar, Floyd Lippencotte Jr, continued...










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